The Ron apple experiments are a continuation of an original experiment started in 1993 which was aimed towards finding how Ron will look once he is old and shriveled. Political rivals stole the original specimen and the results are still unfound. Several Ron apples will be formed from different types and meticulously observed to discover new and exciting truths about the universe around us. We are on the cutting edge of technological scientific discovery here, folks.

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The Ron Apple Experiments Day 915 - July 1, 2003

On the 15th day since the Mr T Chia Pet arrived, there is still zero sproutage. To improve the ambiance, we included a couple Buddhas for the picture pose. The T Chia pet hasn't really changed much. He's clammy and slippery and has developed a few more fuzzy white sores, mostly on his right eyebrow. He pities the fool who make him grow green sprouts out his ears. I was hoping for some fantastic plumage by now, but he defies all attempts. Even the plastic bag greenhouse trick does nothing. T don't take no shite from nobody. Here's the...
Posted by Ron at July 1, 2003
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