This is some of Brad's favorite poetry. We'd like to thank Ruminate.com for giving us permission to continue publishing a lot of the brilliant poetry found here.

Poem

I was helping my 9-year-old daughter do research
for her book report on horseback riding for kids.
So I Googled the following: "pony, ride, under age 18."
... and I swear that's the truth, Your Honor.

(The Covert Comic) @ruminate.com

Posted by Ron's Dentist at January 31, 2008

Poem

The great thing about convincing mimes
to join Fight Club -- besides totally
beating their asses -- is knowing
they'll never break rules 1 and 2.

(Brad Simanek) @ruminate.com

Posted by Bittle at January 28, 2008

Poem

Football is a game of inches
-- much like naked limbo.

(Tom Sims) @ruminate.com

Posted by Bittle at January 24, 2008

Poem

I don't fit in with either political party.
I can't be a Democrat because I like to keep
the money I make, but I can't be a Republican
because I like to spend that money on drugs.

(Conor Regan) @ruminate.com

mrke
Posted by Ron's Dentist at January 18, 2008

Poem

I'm really pissed off that this year's presidential
ballot offers no candidates who are against
education, healthcare, families and children.

(Brian Perbix) @ruminate.com

Posted by Ron's Dentist at January 16, 2008

Poem

If you can stay married to Bill Clinton, is
there anything you can't do? On the other hand,
if you're willing to stay married to Bill
Clinton, is there anything you *won't* do?

(The Covert Comic) @ruminate.com

Posted by Ron's Dentist at January 14, 2008

Poem

I wanted to start off the new year with
a bang, but the wife said she had a headache.

(Wiley) @ruminate.com

Posted by Bittle at January 7, 2008

Poem

My girlfriend is incredibly self-absorbed.
The good thing is that she saves
a bundle on sanitary napkins.

(Ernest Gunn) @ruminate.com

fifjce
Posted by Ron's Dentist at December 27, 2007