This is some of Brad's favorite poetry. We'd like to thank Ruminate.com for giving us permission to continue publishing a lot of the brilliant poetry found here.

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Poem

When I get a college brochure, the first thing
I look for is racial diversity. If I don't see
a few minority faces in the pictures, I toss
it aside, because who wants to go to some
podunk college that can't even afford Photoshop?

(Bill Muse) @ruminate.com

Posted by Ron's Dentist at November 29, 2004

Poem

Some men see things as they are and ask,
"Why?" Some men dream of things that
never were and ask, "Why not?" I dream of
Lucy Liu and ask, "Is she hot or what?"

(Bill Fordes) @ruminate.com

Posted by Ron's Dentist at November 25, 2004

Poem

In theory, saying, "I'm not actually a gynecologist,
but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night," to my
patients is quite humorous. In practice, it seems
to land me in court a bit more than I care for.

(Ben Hall) @ruminate.com

Posted by Ron's Dentist at November 23, 2004

Poem

I often remember the wise words my grandma
shared with me: "Take hold of your destiny.
It's right there in front of you. No,
to your right a little. Your OTHER right,
Einstein! Grab it, you STUPID IDIOT!"

(Karl Bean) @ruminate.com

Posted by Ron's Dentist at November 18, 2004

Poem

I try to look at the bright side of things.
For example, that burning sensation when I
urinate keeps my urethra warm in the winter.

(Brad Wilkerson) @ruminate.com

Posted by Ron's Dentist at November 15, 2004

Poem

I guess the story would have been far
less interesting if Pinocchio hadn't
been such a lying little sack of shit.

(Mark Dockham) @ruminate.com

Posted by Ron's Dentist at November 11, 2004

Poem

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful,
committed citizens can change the world --
or that monkeys have been cleared
by the tower to fly out of my ass.
Stop kidding yourself, Dr. Do-good.

(Mr. Sun) @ruminate.com

Posted by Ron's Dentist at November 1, 2004

Poem

With the election coming up, I'm going to
do everything I can to help my candidate
win -- except drive elderly people to the
polls, though, because once that teetering-
on-the-verge-of-death geezer smell gets
into your upholstery, you can forget
about ever getting chicks to put out.

(Brad Simanek) @ruminate.com

Posted by Ron's Dentist at November 1, 2004

Poem

I'm writing a play about hookers
moving from New York to Las Vegas.
I'm calling it "Westward Ho."

(Jeff Lyons) @ruminate.com

Posted by Bittle at October 27, 2004

Poem

I don't claim to be some kind of expert on the
subconscious or anything, but I'm pretty sure that
dream where Joe Camel is eating a corn dog while
walking his dachshund means I should probably
spend less time in the men's sauna at the gym.

(Brad Wilkerson) @ruminate.com

Posted by Ron's Dentist at October 19, 2004
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