Bottle & Cork and Mustaches for Ron

Dewey Beach, Delaware, August 3, 2008: Sometimes, we here at Ron4President.com wonder how our efforts to elect Ron president of the United States of America are connecting with the voting populace in this country. Is Ron's message getting through? Are people embracing Ron's campaign? I took a weekend off from my Ron4President.com duties and traveled to the beach for some R&R. What I found rekindled my spirit and gave me new energy to put into Ron's campaign. I discovered people from all walks of life and all points on the map supporting Ron. "How?" you may ask. By boozing...

More Mustache in the Media

Is there any doubt the media wants the next president to have a mustache? Look at this shameless plug from The Colbert Report (Comedy Central) aired Tuesday July 29. Host Stephen Colbert's urging for Sen. John McCain to grow a mustache begins about two minutes into the clip. Of course, we here at Ron4President.com have supported a candidate with hair on his upper lip since 2000. We're obviously ahead of the curve on this issue. Ron is the candidate who will, as president, lead this country to bigger and better things. He will restore dignity to the White House....

Third Party Peacock

Clarks Summit, Pennsylvania, July 29, 2008: Picking up hitchhikers can be risky, but this one in northeast Pennsylvania was a bird of a different feather. Ronatarian Party higher-ups Ron and Brad were driving along Route 307 near Clarks Summit on Monday when they spotted a peacock standing by the edge of the road. Ron said he stopped and "went 'smooch, smooch, smooch' and 'spruill, spruill, spruill'...and the bird came over," so he "reached out and grabbed him." With no room in the back of his Camaro, Ron put the peacock in the front seat. He said, "The bird was...

Fire! Fire!

Jersey City, New Jersey, July 22, 2008: Firefighters called to a blaze at an apartment building in a northern New Jersey town were astonished to discover a fully equipped extremely drunk imposter in their ranks, police said on Monday. On hearing the alarm, Ronatarian Party leader Ron had rushed to the fire station, was helped into protective clothing and helmet by unsuspecting firefighters and boarded the fire engine, a spokesman for the Jersey City Police Department said. After arriving at the apartments, firefighters quickly realized the man was an imposter and called the police, he added. A big tip-off...