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Ron on the Men's Ukranian Gymnastics Team

- submitted by M. Tracey Yet another photograph from Ron's past uncovered. This is Ron from the Ukrainian men's gymnastics team. Note the 'fro....
Posted by Webmaster at September 21, 2000

Cosmonaut Ron

-Submitted by M. Tracey This photo was found by one of our sources. It is the official press photo for the upcoming NASA mission. Is that Ron in there? And what's that flag on his uniform? If you have any information on this story please send me information!...
Posted by Webmaster at September 11, 2000

Spinning Ron Animated GIF

This is the Spinning Ron Animated GIF v.1.0 prototype. Created 9/5/00 This is the Spinning Ron Animated GIF v.2.0b. A few frames have been redrawn so his neck and head size don't fluctuate as much. Some pixels have been cleaned up. Updated 9/6/00-9/7/00. This is the Spinning Ron Animated GIF v.3.0a. This may be the final version. I may insert more inbetween frames for a smoother transition at some point. It may be time to move on to the Dancing Ron project. Updated 9/9/00. Don't see any animation? You'll probably need to update your web browser. You can find...
Posted by Webmaster at September 5, 2000

Ron and Nancy

This is the current Ron for President '2000 poster (created 3/18/00). In this snapshot, Ron got together with another Ron's wife to create this splendid photo....
Posted by Webmaster at March 18, 2000

Is This An Authentic Poster Representing Ron's Dark Political Affiliations?

I think that we all panicked there when Ed found that pro-Russian poster with Ron's image distinctly displayed. But, fear not. I did some research at the Russian Organization of Nationalist-Populist Origami Paper Exhibitionists (RON-POPE) and found some discrepancies. It turns out that the poster was made in 1947, after World War II and during the de-militarization of Europe. Hence, that image cannot be Ron, as Ron was begotten in the 1970s. Thus, it must be a distant ancestor of our leader. Since heritage has no place in US Presidential elections, I think we are safe to promote our...
Posted by Webmaster at March 17, 2000
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