Collegiate Ron

December 1, 2016: After the nation clearly screwed up by not electing Ron as the 45th President of the United States, his alma mater took it upon itself to editorialize. Lafayette College in Easton, Pennsylvania has obviously showed its presidential preference on the cover of its Fall 2016 edition of Lafayette Magazine, a quarterly for its alumni. We at Ron4President headquarters agree with the sentiment of Lafayette College. Hopefully, the electorate will correct its massive error in 2020. ¡Viva el Ron! - Bittle...

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Ron Progress

This poster by Shepard Fairey shows that even the heavy political figures are looking to Ron for inspiration and hope. Rumor has it that Barack Obama was once a Ronatarian....

Ron's 30th Drinking Birthday Bash

Ron's been drinking alcohol to celebrate his birthday for 30 years now! These revelers partied with matching t-shirts lauding Ron in a drunken stupor....

Bathroom Habit

Dewey Beach, Delaware, August 17, 2005: I took this quick snapshot of Ron at the beach. For shame! Who voted for this guy? - Starboard bartender...

Ron's favorite video of 2004

You people probably have no idea how infrequently Ron comes to get his teeth cleaned. I'll have to be honest and tell you that it isn't very often. Ron has had a rough year. Another election, another loss. Taking it in stride, as Ron is wont to do, Ron has been drinking heavily. Yesterday Ron came in for another one of his unscheduled checkups. I think it was just to ogle my new hygienist, but that's another story. When Ron came this time he brought a video of his new favorite song. America, this one's from Ron!!!...

N8 Wanted

More anonymous propaganda. The Notorious N8....

Mike Gets Physical

This photo was submitted anonymously by one of Ron's fans. It's a photo of one of Ron's former classmates, but it's obviously doctored - Mike would never lift a barbell....

Ron Monkey

We received this as an anonymous submission. This monkey surely was inspired by Ron. It's just another example of Ron's influence in and around the animal kingdom....

Name That 'Stache

These disturbing comparison photos were recently submitted by an anonymous source. Can you guess which 'stache above is Ron's? To make it more difficult to cheat, we're placing this nice picture of a woman driver to distract you before you see the answers. Saddam Hussein Barzan Ibrahim Hasan Qusay Saddam Hussein Ron?...

Saddam Ronsein

It is great to see you are still campaigning for Ron, especially after the "close" loss in 2000 to George Jr. Maybe if Ron would have spent more time on the campaign trail than in his garage he might of had a better chance. Given the current situation is Iraq, I cannot stop thinking about the similarities between Saddam Hussein and Ron. First, look at the likenesses of their mustaches! They are almost identical it's scary. Second, Saddam has used weapons of mass destruction and Ron has used calculators for determining mass. Third, Saddam is the ruler of a...

Wood - Tony Shea Exposed!

"I recently reviewed the "Caged N8" article, posted 8/26/02. 1) Is that Dr. Shea in the background, pouring a cocktail? 2) Why is he sporting a cocktail and standing behind Nate? I have attached a document pointing out the offending member." -M.Tracey You are indeed correct. If you zoom in close you will see this man in the background: The disturbing part about all of this is that this man considers himself a professional upstanding member of society. He was known to copy Ron's thermodynamics homework and once was caught humping the professor's leg. {Editor's note - the victim...

Rongothic

This is original Ron fan art. This particular piece was submitted by our good friend Dr. Suss, often confused with the poet Dr Seuss....

The Original Cover For Esquire Magazine

-submitted by M. Tracey...

The Ron Pumpkin

Spewing out the drivel the Democrats and Republicans give out...

Batbrad and Ronbin

Brad and Ron show off their Halloween costumes...

Believe in Ron

Sick of liars like Gore and Bush? Ron is somebody you can believe in....

Ron and Alf?

- A. Shea It turns out Ron is related to Alf. Here's proof....

2000 campaign poster

The official poster for the Ron '2000 campaign is now here! Print it out and put it all over your town. Ron needs your help!...

The Ron Roadies and Campaign Staff

Ron hits the campaign trail! Click to enlarge image. This lovely photo shows an entire group of Ron roadies and campaign staff members before their tour of the country in the Ron bus....

Canine Support For Ron

-Submitted by T. Danciak Now there is a canine support group for Ron's presidential campaign. We've heard nothing from the felines, but undoubtedly they will emerge sometime. No other candidate has support from this neglected group! Vote for Ron!...

Ron on the Men's Ukranian Gymnastics Team

- submitted by M. Tracey Yet another photograph from Ron's past uncovered. This is Ron from the Ukrainian men's gymnastics team. Note the 'fro....

Cosmonaut Ron

-Submitted by M. Tracey This photo was found by one of our sources. It is the official press photo for the upcoming NASA mission. Is that Ron in there? And what's that flag on his uniform? If you have any information on this story please send me information!...

Spinning Ron Animated GIF

This is the Spinning Ron Animated GIF v.1.0 prototype. Created 9/5/00 This is the Spinning Ron Animated GIF v.2.0b. A few frames have been redrawn so his neck and head size don't fluctuate as much. Some pixels have been cleaned up. Updated 9/6/00-9/7/00. This is the Spinning Ron Animated GIF v.3.0a. This may be the final version. I may insert more inbetween frames for a smoother transition at some point. It may be time to move on to the Dancing Ron project. Updated 9/9/00. Don't see any animation? You'll probably need to update your web browser. You can find...

Ron and Nancy

This is the current Ron for President '2000 poster (created 3/18/00). In this snapshot, Ron got together with another Ron's wife to create this splendid photo....

Is This An Authentic Poster Representing Ron's Dark Political Affiliations?

I think that we all panicked there when Ed found that pro-Russian poster with Ron's image distinctly displayed. But, fear not. I did some research at the Russian Organization of Nationalist-Populist Origami Paper Exhibitionists (RON-POPE) and found some discrepancies. It turns out that the poster was made in 1947, after World War II and during the de-militarization of Europe. Hence, that image cannot be Ron, as Ron was begotten in the 1970s. Thus, it must be a distant ancestor of our leader. Since heritage has no place in US Presidential elections, I think we are safe to promote our...