The three stages of cheese

According to Ron, there are three types of cheese:

1) Toe cheese. You might find toe cheese between your toes or smeared underneath a table. Remember, just because you find it under a table doesn't mean it didn't originally come from between somebody's toes.

2) Stinky cheese. This stuff tastes really good, but smells really bad. Causes problems the next day.. see "swamp ass".

3) Goat cheese. The cheese from goat nipples.

Most cheese types are FDA approved (excluding toe cheese)

Posted by Ron at January 18, 2004 08:07 PM

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Fascinating!

Posted by: Moon Unit Zappa at October 18, 2003 08:09 PM

I'm offended.

Posted by: The goat at October 18, 2003 08:10 PM

I love cheese!

Posted by: St. Olaf at March 8, 2004 08:16 AM

I hate cheese.

Posted by: natalee at May 15, 2006 10:13 AM

How could anyone not love cheese!?!? It's the basis of the mouse economy.

Posted by: Jerry the Mouse at May 17, 2006 08:01 AM

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