The
RONline Store has all sorts of useless crap that you can buy to fill the coffers of the webmaster...er, Ron...yeah, that's it. Make sure that Ron has bail money next time. Every penny counts!
Don't you wish you had one of these when you were a kid?
I never liked the term "family jewels."
It implies that the rest of my kin have
a share in my testicles. They don't,
though -– I have a strict rule about that.