groovin with Ron

Ron. He's your ideal presidential candidate and he's with the Ronatarian Party. With his running mate, Brad, they are an unstoppable political force.

March 29, 2014

You Should Consider Having Sex With a Bearded Man

I am Ron, and I endorse this message.

Posted by Ron at 12:41 AM

February 25, 2014

Poem

Maybe if we made kids color inside
the lines instead of allowing this
expressionist BS, they'd be able to
park in a space when they grew up.

(R.M. Weiner) @ruminate.com

Posted by Bittle at 09:57 AM

January 22, 2014

Poem

Apparently, making love to your gin and tonic
will get you thrown out of most bars, if
not arrested. Thanks for nothing, Billy Joel.

(R.M. Weiner) @ruminate.com

Posted by Bittle at 12:36 PM

January 07, 2014

Poem

Took the kids up to Nantucket one
weekend for the Limerick Festival.
Boy, was that a mistake.

(Wiley) @ruminate.com

Posted by Bittle at 04:13 PM

December 27, 2013

Poem

I was visited by three ghosts this Christmas.
They were all family members, and technically
they were all still alive, but I just find it
comforting to imagine they're already deceased.

(Anthony Myers) @ruminate.com

Posted by Ron's Dentist at 12:23 AM

December 21, 2013

Mustache Socks

Mustache Socks

December 21, 2013:

On this last shopping weekend before Christmas, we here at Ron4President Headquarters want to ask you -- the Ron supporter -- a question: Do you need more leg hair?

The answer is, obviously, yes!

How best to do it?

Well, buy a pair of mustache socks for you and your loved ones. These beauties will keep your tootsies warm and your support of Ron visible. Buy them as gifts. Buy them for yourself. Wear them. Make sock puppets out of them. Buy more of them. (Full disclosure: Ron owns stock in the sock and hosiery distribution center that mails out the socks.)

Merry Christmas!

- Bittle

Posted by Bittle at 07:27 AM | Comments (2)

December 17, 2013

Poem

Some of my neighbors have commented
that the creative positioning of holiday
figurines in my yard is vulgar and
sacrilegious. I, however, would like
to think the more enlightened of them
would appreciate my "pre-Nativity" display.

(Mark D. Sabien) @ruminate.com

Posted by Ron's Dentist at 11:38 PM

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