Ron. He's your ideal presidential candidate and he's with the Ronatarian Party. With his running mate, Brad, they are an unstoppable political force.
One anatomically correct snowman and the whole neighborhood committee comes down on you
Posted by Ron's Dentist at 01:21 AM
Merry Christmas from Ron and his imitators! The Ronatarian movement is like an unstoppable force sweeping the nation...catch it!
Posted by Bittle at 11:08 AM
Cincinnati, Ohio, August 7, 2014:
It's obvious Major League Baseball is obsessed with Ron. I mean, look at the 2015 All-Star Game logo MLB is promoting via its Facebook page!
It's sickening to think MLB can use Ron's mustache's likeness without paying royalties...disgusting!
Posted by Bittle at 02:15 PM
I figured nothing says "Thank you"
like a few nude photos. Apparently,
though, the priest who married us
would have preferred a simple card.
(Lori Petterson) @ruminate.com
Posted by Bittle at 10:26 AM
June 20, 2014:
You met a person. Let's say it was a woman. You were drunk. She looked good to go. You hooked up. She took you to her place. Things got kinky. You didn't bother to wear a condom. You woke up and slipped away before dawn. You got home. You showered. You patted yourself on the back and forgot about it after telling the story to your buddies.
Nine months later there's a phone call. "A blood test? For what!?! Who's calling? How'd you get my number? Oh, the police..."
It happened. You're a father. You have a baby. Yep...it's yours...no getting out of it. Thankfully, it's a male. But will it become the right kind of man when it matures? Here's how you lock that down: Stachifier.
The Stachifier. Buy it. Make your baby look like a strapping man -- like Ron. You owe it to your son. All sons deserve it. You're responsible in molding your boy into a man and this is the first step. Do it already.
Posted by Bittle at 10:29 AM
In honor of National Limerick Day:
An old porn star named Ron from Bayside
When asked of his skills, thus replied:
'Tis not the length or the size
Nor the angle of rise
But the delight of the mustache ride
Posted by Bittle at 09:35 AM
Mustaches come in a variety of ways
Some date back to even pre-historic days
Just clinging to the lip or all over the chin
They adorn an otherwise ordinary grin!
Posted by Bittle at 11:28 AM