Ron. He's your ideal presidential candidate and he's with the Ronatarian Party. With his running mate, Brad, they are an unstoppable political force.
Word to the wise: Never take a small pet
into an ethnic restaurant. And by "small pet,"
I mean "prostitute." And by "ethnic restaurant,"
I mean "family Thanksgiving dinner."
(Brian Bell) @ruminate.com
Posted by Ron's Dentist at 12:31 AM
Can Hillary Clinton generate broad support in
2016? Wait, I didn't mean it that way. I mean:
Will broads support Hillary Clinton in 2016?
(The Covert Comic) @ruminate.com
Posted by Ron's Dentist at 01:55 AM
There sure are a lot of safety issues
to worry about when you have a new baby.
Like what if it's really just a midget
posing as a baby so he can feel
up your wife and take your stuff?
(Bob Van Voris) @ruminate.com
Posted by Ron's Dentist at 12:39 AM
One anatomically correct snowman and the whole neighborhood committee comes down on you
Posted by Ron's Dentist at 01:21 AM
Merry Christmas from Ron and his imitators! The Ronatarian movement is like an unstoppable force sweeping the nation...catch it!
Posted by Bittle at 11:08 AM
Cincinnati, Ohio, August 7, 2014:
It's obvious Major League Baseball is obsessed with Ron. I mean, look at the 2015 All-Star Game logo MLB is promoting via its Facebook page!
It's sickening to think MLB can use Ron's mustache's likeness without paying royalties...disgusting!
Posted by Bittle at 02:15 PM
I figured nothing says "Thank you"
like a few nude photos. Apparently,
though, the priest who married us
would have preferred a simple card.
(Lori Petterson) @ruminate.com
Posted by Bittle at 10:26 AM