Ron. He's your ideal presidential candidate and he's with the Ronatarian Party. With his running mate, Brad, they are an unstoppable political force.
'Twas the night before Christmas and all
through the house, not a creature was
stirring due to the carbon monoxide being
given off by the defective space heater.
(Paul B.) @ruminate.com
Posted by Bittle at 10:50 AM
They shouldn't call them farts,
they should call them assertations.
(Travis Ruetenik) @ruminate.com
Posted by Bittle at 03:52 PM
Word to the wise: Never take a small pet
into an ethnic restaurant. And by "small pet,"
I mean "prostitute." And by "ethnic restaurant,"
I mean "family Thanksgiving dinner."
(Brian Bell) @ruminate.com
Posted by Ron's Dentist at 12:31 AM
Can Hillary Clinton generate broad support in
2016? Wait, I didn't mean it that way. I mean:
Will broads support Hillary Clinton in 2016?
(The Covert Comic) @ruminate.com
Posted by Ron's Dentist at 01:55 AM
There sure are a lot of safety issues
to worry about when you have a new baby.
Like what if it's really just a midget
posing as a baby so he can feel
up your wife and take your stuff?
(Bob Van Voris) @ruminate.com
Posted by Ron's Dentist at 12:39 AM
One anatomically correct snowman and the whole neighborhood committee comes down on you
Posted by Ron's Dentist at 01:21 AM
Merry Christmas from Ron and his imitators! The Ronatarian movement is like an unstoppable force sweeping the nation...catch it!
Posted by Bittle at 11:08 AM