groovin with Ron

Ron. He's your ideal presidential candidate and he's with the Ronatarian Party. With his running mate, Brad, they are an unstoppable political force.

December 12, 2015

Poem

'Twas the night before Christmas and all
through the house, not a creature was
stirring due to the carbon monoxide being
given off by the defective space heater.

(Paul B.) @ruminate.com

Posted by Bittle at 10:50 AM

November 11, 2015

Poem

They shouldn't call them farts,
they should call them assertations.

(Travis Ruetenik) @ruminate.com

Posted by Bittle at 03:52 PM

October 02, 2015

Poem

Word to the wise: Never take a small pet
into an ethnic restaurant. And by "small pet,"
I mean "prostitute." And by "ethnic restaurant,"
I mean "family Thanksgiving dinner."

(Brian Bell) @ruminate.com

Posted by Ron's Dentist at 12:31 AM

May 27, 2015

Poem

Can Hillary Clinton generate broad support in
2016? Wait, I didn't mean it that way. I mean:
Will broads support Hillary Clinton in 2016?

(The Covert Comic) @ruminate.com

Posted by Ron's Dentist at 01:55 AM

April 17, 2015

Poem

There sure are a lot of safety issues
to worry about when you have a new baby.
Like what if it's really just a midget
posing as a baby so he can feel
up your wife and take your stuff?

(Bob Van Voris) @ruminate.com

Posted by Ron's Dentist at 12:39 AM

January 23, 2015

Poem

One anatomically correct snowman and the whole neighborhood committee comes down on you

Posted by Ron's Dentist at 01:21 AM

December 25, 2014

Mustache Christmas 2014

Mustache Christmas 2014

Mustache Christmas 2014

Merry Christmas from Ron and his imitators! The Ronatarian movement is like an unstoppable force sweeping the nation...catch it!

- Bittle

Posted by Bittle at 11:08 AM

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