August 22, 2016

Poem

There was a young fellow from Ankara
Who was a terrific wankerer
Till he sowed his wild oats
With the help of a goat
But he didn't even stop to thankera.

Boris Johnson -- UK Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs

Posted by Bittle at 01:43 PM

August 16, 2016

Poem

I got kicked out of my charades club
for "gratuitous" nudity. But without
disrobing and flopping, how would
anybody have guessed "Elephant Man?"

(Dan Burt) @ruminate.com

Posted by Bittle at 01:43 PM