The Ron apple experiments are a continuation of an original experiment started in 1993 which was aimed towards finding how Ron will look once he is old and shriveled. Political rivals stole the original specimen and the results are still unfound.
Several Ron apples will be formed from different types and meticulously observed to discover new and exciting truths about the universe around us. We are on the cutting edge of technological scientific discovery here, folks.
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This is the original template for the Ron apple experiment - a shiny red Macintosh apple. The true brilliant color doesn't show in this photo, but that's what happens when you get a free digital camera from your ISP. The Macintosh Ron is off-white in color and damp. Slight brown splotches form after about a half hour. As shown in the photo shown to the left, this Ron has eyes farther apart than an average Ron, adding to its abstract artistic integrity rivaling the works of Picasso. The ambient temperature is 66.7 degrees Fahrenheit with an outdoor temperature of...
Posted by Ron at January 9, 2001
Ron Yellow Delicious Apple - Day 1 This is a Yellow Delicious apple which serves as our template for the 2nd Ron Apple experiment. Really, it is more yellow that that. You are not looking at a snowball, folks. To my great surprise this apple, once carved, turned out a color and texture very similar to the Macintosh apple from yesterday. This is truly amazing, as they were completely different colors initially! This Ron Apple is not as eyeball mutated as the Macintosh, but still.. what's with those googley eyes? Are we trying to say that Ron has the...
Posted by Ron at January 10, 2001
Ron Pear - Day 1 This pear is our third template for the Ron Apple experiments. You may ask why a pear is being used in the apple experiments. In France, a pear is called "poire". A potato is called "pomme de terre" which means "apple of the earth". Since potatoes are squishy like pears, by the transitive property, we can classify the pear in the apple category. We kept some of the dark skin of the pear to use as Ron's hair and 'stache. It is a spectacle of magnificent beauty. The clammy off-white skin is almost identical...
Posted by Ron at January 11, 2001
Ron Pear - Day 3 Who's your apple? Certainly not the Ron Pear. He is today's winner for most appealing transformation. His skin is starting to take on a darker color. Perhaps this is a Latino version of Ron. Macintosh Ron Day 5 Yellow Delicious Ron Day 4 There is little change with our other 2 Ron apples. Ron the Macintosh is suffering a little more from his dry skin condition. Yellow Delicious is still the white boy, although a little drier. The Ron apples persistently stare. The way their eyes follow you is spooky. It seems like the...
Posted by Ron at January 13, 2001
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