Saint Patrick was a gentleman,
Who through strategy and stealth,
Drove all the snakes from Ireland,
Here’s a toasting to his health.
But not too many toastings
Lest you lose yourself and then
Forget the good Saint Patrick
And see all those snakes again.
"Beannachtam na Feile Padraig!"
Happy St. Patrick's Day from Ron!
Violets are blue
Roses are red
We're doing this backwards
That's what she said!
A fellow who drank to excess
Got to work in a state of undress:
Wore no shirt and no shoes,
Had a briefcase of booze
And, quite tipsy, said "Dress to impress."
(Madeleine Begun Kane) @madkane.com