Sometimes when I'm in a difficult situation I ask,
"What Would Jesus Do?" And always a little voice
inside me answers, "Well, he probably wouldn't try
to cram *another* corpse into the crawl-space, moron."
(Brad Wilkerson) Ruminate.com
I told the teacher that my son wasn't very
smart, and she said something about the acorn not
falling far from the tree. Since I never studied
treeology, I don't have a clue what that means.
from Ruminate.com
A good marketing strategy for Subway would
be to start selling bean and cheese burritos.
You know, so I wouldn't have to make two trips.
-Frank Weisbly @ Ruminate.com
I wish I were less awkward around
strangers. I never know what to say
when someone asks me who I am and what
the hell I'm doing in their house.
-from Ruminate.com