This is some of Brad's favorite poetry. We'd like to thank Ruminate.com for giving us permission to continue publishing a lot of the brilliant poetry found here.

Poem

Sometimes when I'm in a difficult situation I ask,
"What Would Jesus Do?" And always a little voice
inside me answers, "Well, he probably wouldn't try
to cram *another* corpse into the crawl-space, moron."

(Brad Wilkerson) Ruminate.com

Posted by Ron's Dentist at November 3, 2003

Poem

I told the teacher that my son wasn't very
smart, and she said something about the acorn not
falling far from the tree. Since I never studied
treeology, I don't have a clue what that means.

from Ruminate.com

Posted by Webmaster at November 13, 2002

Poem

A good marketing strategy for Subway would
be to start selling bean and cheese burritos.
You know, so I wouldn't have to make two trips.

-Frank Weisbly @ Ruminate.com

Posted by Webmaster at November 12, 2002

Poem

I wish I were less awkward around
strangers. I never know what to say
when someone asks me who I am and what
the hell I'm doing in their house.

-from Ruminate.com

Posted by Webmaster at April 11, 2001