This is some of Brad's favorite poetry. We'd like to thank Ruminate.com for giving us permission to continue publishing a lot of the brilliant poetry found here.

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Poem

If they don't want you to lie on the floor
and peek in, they shouldn't make the ladies'
dressing room doors so high off the ground.

(Nick Smith) @ruminate.com

Posted by Ron's Dentist at July 11, 2005

Poem

My boss called me into her office to
tell me I was going to get laid often.
Man, I love this job! I hope I never lose it.

(Alan Bland) @ruminate.com

Posted by Ron's Dentist at June 23, 2005

Poem

Snakes are God's way of saying:
"Hey, look! A snake!"

(Andy Pierson) @ruminate.com

Posted by Ron's Dentist at June 14, 2005

Poem

Imagine sitting at home some evening, minding
your own business, reading a good book when
all of a sudden Adolf Hitler sneaks up behind
you and slams you on the head with a brick.
That'd be just like him too, the bastard!

(Chris MacEachen) @ruminate.com

Posted by Ron's Dentist at May 17, 2005

Poem

I think one reason they call
them "Relaxed Fit" jeans is
that "Ass The Size of Texas"
jeans would not sell very well.

(Jim Rosenberg) @ruminate.com

Posted by Ron's Dentist at May 12, 2005

Poem

Stealing my 6-year-old's allowance money
to buy beer would make me the world's worst
father -- if I hadn't shared it with him.

(Miles Walker) @ruminate.com

Posted by Bittle at May 10, 2005

Poem

That sensitivity-in-the-workplace seminar
my boss made me attend would have been
a total bore had the instructor not
possessed such absolutely enormous hooters.

(Brad Wilkerson) @ruminate.com

Posted by Ron's Dentist at April 28, 2005

Poem

For some reason I always confuse
the words "marinate" and "masturbate."
Maybe that's why nobody likes my cooking.

(Scott E. Frank) @ruminate.com

Posted by Bittle at April 7, 2005

Poem

If I plagiarize, it's only because I
like someone else's idea better than
mine and I want credit for it.

(Anna Chin-Williams) @ruminate.com

Posted by Bittle at April 5, 2005
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