The following are some businesses and products that have been influenced by Ron.

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Bennett's Tavern

Posted by Webmaster at November 9, 2003


Ron is debating putting a lovely Carstache on his famed Camaro. Glorious! This is a product every supporter of Ron should get behind. - Bittle...
Posted by Bittle at November 9, 2010

Humunga Stache

December 2, 2009: While Ron's great influence on humanity is well documented and wholly praised, a worldly philosopher might inquire: "What is Ron's influence in the animal kingdom?" Great question. It has long been circulated that "a dog is a man's best friend." As Ron is revered by men everywhere and many men are, in turn, loved by a dog, by the transitive property of friendship: Several dogs worship Ron. But how can we prove that these dogs truly love Ron? Canines cannot verbalize their love of Ron nor can those dogs geographically separated from Ron show their affections...
Posted by Bittle at December 2, 2009

Mister Ron Candies

January 4, 2010: Now the confectionary world has latched on to Ron's burgeoning popularity by making Mister Ron candies. I was privileged to sample a Christmas candy over the holidays and found it irresistibly delicious! If only the rest of America would put a piece of Ron in its mouth, we'd continue to promulgate our message across this great land. The Ronatarian Party movement would swell with growth and pride. Please do your part and promote this product in your hometown and beyond. - Bittle...
Posted by Bittle at January 4, 2010

Mr. Ron's Cole Slaw

Posted by Webmaster at November 9, 2003

Mustache Socks

December 21, 2013: On this last shopping weekend before Christmas, we here at Ron4President Headquarters want to ask you -- the Ron supporter -- a question: Do you need more leg hair? The answer is, obviously, yes! How best to do it? Well, buy a pair of mustache socks for you and your loved ones. These beauties will keep your tootsies warm and your support of Ron visible. Buy them as gifts. Buy them for yourself. Wear them. Make sock puppets out of them. Buy more of them. (Full disclosure: Ron owns stock in the sock and hosiery distribution...
Posted by Bittle at December 21, 2013

Pack a Lunch Fit for Ron

June 5, 2012: Brad often asks Ron if his mustache is indeed a "flavor savor" after a meal. Typically, Ron dismisses such asinine remarks and goes about his day. But food trapped in a mustache has inspired a product that Ron has put his stamp of approval on: Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags. These uniquely designed sandwich bags honor the mustache's historical and obvious pairing with food. Ron loves them. He endorses them. He packs his PB&J in them. He expects you to do the same. Buy them. Use them. Buy more of them. (Ron has a stock in the...
Posted by Bittle at June 5, 2012
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