The following are some businesses and products that have been influenced by Ron.

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Bennett's Tavern

Posted by Webmaster at November 9, 2003


Ron is debating putting a lovely Carstache on his famed Camaro. Glorious! This is a product every supporter of Ron should get behind. - Bittle...
Posted by Bittle at November 9, 2010

Fathers Day 2017

Jersey City, New Jersey, June 18, 2017: While clipping coupons, I came across this Ron-inspired advertisement for Fathers Day specials. It's good to see strong American brands like Bounty and Charmin showing Ron love, but I don't see any endorsement money coming in. There needs to be compensation for that mustache! We all know Ron as a father figure and people like to call him "Daddy," but Daddy needs a new pair of...everything! We're living like animals here at Ron4President Headquarters. Money is tight. Pay up, Procter & Gamble! - Bittle...
Posted by Bittle at June 18, 2017

Humunga Stache

December 2, 2009: While Ron's great influence on humanity is well documented and wholly praised, a worldly philosopher might inquire: "What is Ron's influence in the animal kingdom?" Great question. It has long been circulated that "a dog is a man's best friend." As Ron is revered by men everywhere and many men are, in turn, loved by a dog, by the transitive property of friendship: Several dogs worship Ron. But how can we prove that these dogs truly love Ron? Canines cannot verbalize their love of Ron nor can those dogs geographically separated from Ron show their affections...
Posted by Bittle at December 2, 2009

Mister Ron Candies

January 4, 2010: Now the confectionary world has latched on to Ron's burgeoning popularity by making Mister Ron candies. I was privileged to sample a Christmas candy over the holidays and found it irresistibly delicious! If only the rest of America would put a piece of Ron in its mouth, we'd continue to promulgate our message across this great land. The Ronatarian Party movement would swell with growth and pride. Please do your part and promote this product in your hometown and beyond. - Bittle...
Posted by Bittle at January 4, 2010

Mr. Ron's Cole Slaw

Posted by Webmaster at November 9, 2003

Mustache Socks

December 21, 2013: On this last shopping weekend before Christmas, we here at Ron4President Headquarters want to ask you -- the Ron supporter -- a question: Do you need more leg hair? The answer is, obviously, yes! How best to do it? Well, buy a pair of mustache socks for you and your loved ones. These beauties will keep your tootsies warm and your support of Ron visible. Buy them as gifts. Buy them for yourself. Wear them. Make sock puppets out of them. Buy more of them. (Full disclosure: Ron owns stock in the sock and hosiery distribution...
Posted by Bittle at December 21, 2013
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