Celebrities endorse everything from automobiles to douches to candy bars. During election years, they also tend to conspicuously endorse high-profile candidates for public office.

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Bat Boy Gives Endorsement

Waltham, Massachusetts, March 29, 2004: Bat Boy is on the loose again -- and this time, the little guy is endorsing Ron for President! Aides scurried for cover and the Ronatarian Party candidate's jaw dropped in shock, sources say, when the shrieking, 2-foot, 6-inch mutant half-walked, half-flew into a Ronatarian campaign office in town. "Of course, we all knew who Bat Boy was," said one campaign worker. "But we were jumpy because he has a reputation for being kind of unpredictable. And to tell you the truth, he's even scarier-looking in person than he is in the newspaper. ...But...
Posted by Bittle at March 29, 2004

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Posted by Webmaster at October 30, 2000

Clint Eastwood

Clint Eastwood is the former mayor of Carmel, California. He loves everything about Ron and has even taken Ron on a horsey ride or two. "Ron's the balls." -Clint Eastwood...
Posted by Webmaster at October 19, 2000

Fozzie Bear

Posted by Webmaster at October 24, 2000

Hairy Cousin It

We discovered in the Ronline Community that Hairy Cousin It of the famed Adams Family is an avid supporter of the Ron 2000 campaign....
Posted by Webmaster at October 19, 2000

Henry Kissinger

Posted by Webmaster at October 22, 2000

Horizon Red Ale

St. Paul, Minnesota, June 5, 2009: While drinking at a bar on Friday night, I spied this advertisement for Summit Brewing Company's Horizon Red Ale. I had to double-take to make sure my bloodshot eyes were focusing correcting and my beer-addled brain was comprehending the significance of what I saw. There, on the bar, was a foldable paper ad combining mustaches and beer. Everyone knows Ron adores beer. Everyone knows Ron has a distinctive mustache. (And some even remember Ron's fascination with red-headed women.) Summit Brewing obviously merged the two pillars of Ron -- beer and a mustache --...
Posted by Bittle at June 5, 2009

Intro

Celebrities endorse everything from automobiles to douches to candy bars. During election years, they also tend to conspicuously endorse high-profile candidates for public office. Associating well-known, popular faces with a U.S. Presidential candidate is usually a big boost to a campaign. From Jerry Mathers advocating Adlai Stevenson to Tiny Tim endorsing Ross Perot, there is a modern history of celebrity support in political contests. Many celebrities have felt the current pulse of the American voter -- who shows dissatisfaction with the major party candidates in 2000. A large number of famous folks have declined to endorse any particular candidate,...
Posted by Webmaster at October 19, 2000

Michael Phelps

Olympic swimming champion Michael Phelps arrived in in China for the Beijing Summer Games in support of Ron....
Posted by Bittle at August 5, 2008
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