Bat Boy Gives Endorsement

Waltham, Massachusetts, March 29, 2004: Bat Boy is on the loose again -- and this time, the little guy is endorsing Ron for President! Aides scurried for cover and the Ronatarian Party candidate's jaw dropped in shock, sources say, when the shrieking, 2-foot, 6-inch mutant half-walked, half-flew into a Ronatarian campaign office in town. "Of course, we all knew who Bat Boy was," said one campaign worker. "But we were jumpy because he has a reputation for being kind of unpredictable. And to tell you the truth, he's even scarier-looking in person than he is in the newspaper. ...But...

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Clint Eastwood

Clint Eastwood is the former mayor of Carmel, California. He loves everything about Ron and has even taken Ron on a horsey ride or two. "Ron's the balls." -Clint Eastwood...

Fozzie Bear

Hairy Cousin It

We discovered in the Ronline Community that Hairy Cousin It of the famed Adams Family is an avid supporter of the Ron 2000 campaign....

Henry Kissinger

Horizon Red Ale

St. Paul, Minnesota, June 5, 2009: While drinking at a bar on Friday night, I spied this advertisement for Summit Brewing Company's Horizon Red Ale. I had to double-take to make sure my bloodshot eyes were focusing correcting and my beer-addled brain was comprehending the significance of what I saw. There, on the bar, was a foldable paper ad combining mustaches and beer. Everyone knows Ron adores beer. Everyone knows Ron has a distinctive mustache. (And some even remember Ron's fascination with red-headed women.) Summit Brewing obviously merged the two pillars of Ron -- beer and a mustache --...

Intro

Celebrities endorse everything from automobiles to douches to candy bars. During election years, they also tend to conspicuously endorse high-profile candidates for public office. Associating well-known, popular faces with a U.S. Presidential candidate is usually a big boost to a campaign. From Jerry Mathers advocating Adlai Stevenson to Tiny Tim endorsing Ross Perot, there is a modern history of celebrity support in political contests. Many celebrities have felt the current pulse of the American voter -- who shows dissatisfaction with the major party candidates in 2000. A large number of famous folks have declined to endorse any particular candidate,...

Michael Phelps

Olympic swimming champion Michael Phelps arrived in in China for the Beijing Summer Games in support of Ron....

Mr. T's Birthday Endorsement

I pity the fools who don't support Ron in the upcoming 2008 presidential election! It's my birthday today and your gift to me should be full-on backing of Ronatarian Party candidate Ron. Don't make me hurt you, fool! Enough jibba-jabba...vote for Ron, crazy fool!...

Mustache as Art

Los Angeles, California, May 20, 2009: The mustache gets a bad rap. Sometimes it is considered the mark of a cad. But something caught my eye at the world famous Getty Museum in Los Angeles: A poster treating the mustache as art. The gift shop at the Getty sells alphabet posters with each letter standing for an item contained in the works of art housed by the museum. For the letter M, the mustache is cited. This is fantastic news! Of all the wondrous works an art museum might hold, the Getty chose the symbol of Ron -- the...

Pearls Before Ron

Is cartoonist Stephan Pastis a fan of Ron? You bet your life he is! How else can one explain his April 12, 2017 "Pearls Before Swine" comic? OK, he didn't draw any of his characters with mustaches, but that's how he keeps his love for Ron on the down-low. Keep an eye out for for other A-list celebrities supporting Ron in the future. "In Ron We Trust." - Bittle...

Pikachu

Quincy M.E.

Rebecca Romijn-Stamos

Samantha Bee

Samantha Bee comes out in full support of Ron during the September 29, 2008 broadcast of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (Comedy Central). Hints of her pro-Ron leanings were first revealed on an earlier episode of the popular fake news show (see Big Moustache on The Daily Show)....

Stone Cold Steve Austin

The Elvises

The Hansons

The Phantom

The Wiggles

We, the Wiggles, wholly endorse Ron!...

WNBA

Yosemite Sam

Cartoon legend -- and mustache aficionado -- Yosemite Sam formally endorsed presidential candidate Ron on October 28, 2008. The announcement came on the October 29th broadcast of The Colbert Report (Comedy Central)....

You Should Consider Having Sex With a Bearded Man

I am Ron, and I endorse this message....