This is some of Brad's favorite poetry. We'd like to thank Ruminate.com for giving us permission to continue publishing a lot of the brilliant poetry found here.

Poem

A weather man predicted snow
But he didn’t get it right
So the female anchor on the show
Asked to our delight
"So Bob, where's that 8 inches!
You promised me last night?"

@peculiar-poetry

Posted by Bittle at December 6, 2016

Poem

In honor of World Toilet Day, Ron has composed a haiku to support DefeatDD -- an initiative combating diarrheal diseases from the global health nonprofit PATH.

When you have to go,
It's damn important to know,
You won't be in woe.

Posted by Bittle at November 19, 2016

Poem

Good news: I just came into
a large amount of money.
Bad news: I'm no longer allowed
to tour the Federal Reserve Bank.

(Anthony Myers) @ruminate.com

Posted by Bittle at November 15, 2016

Poem

Saw an empty package of kale chips
on the ground and now I want to know
what kind of crappy hippy insists
on eating kale chips but litters?

(R.M. Weiner) @ruminate.com

Posted by Bittle at November 10, 2016

Poem

I wouldn’t have paid that much
for a lap dance if I knew she was
going to do the Chicken Dance.

(Anthony Myers) @ruminate.com

Posted by Bittle at October 6, 2016

Poem

There was a young fellow from Ankara
Who was a terrific wankerer
Till he sowed his wild oats
With the help of a goat
But he didn't even stop to thankera.

Boris Johnson -- UK Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs

Posted by Bittle at August 22, 2016

Poem

I got kicked out of my charades club
for "gratuitous" nudity. But without
disrobing and flopping, how would
anybody have guessed "Elephant Man?"

(Dan Burt) @ruminate.com

Posted by Bittle at August 16, 2016

Poem

Saw a headline: "Scandal Rocks Vatican."
If the Pope really wants to appeal
to young people, he needs to
get newer bands than that.

(The Covert Comic) @ruminate.com

Posted by Bittle at July 28, 2016

Poem

My mother used to tell me you can't
put a price on love. Then again, she
had lousy business sense for a hooker.

(Chris MacEachen) @ruminate.com

Posted by Webmaster at June 29, 2016

Poem

Hey, People Magazine! Unless you're worried
about angry letters from necrophiliacs,
you can just say "Sexiest Man."

(Bill Muse) @ruminate.com

Posted by Bittle at May 6, 2016

Poem

This Democratic primary is playing out like a zombie flick.
Even if you love the girl, eventually you have to admit she's the Walking Dead.
Let's put a stake through her heart before she kills again.

(Mitch Kobriger) @ruminate.com

loni
Posted by Webmaster at March 17, 2016

Poem

'Twas the night before Christmas and all
through the house, not a creature was
stirring due to the carbon monoxide being
given off by the defective space heater.

(Paul B.) @ruminate.com

Posted by Bittle at December 12, 2015

Poem

They shouldn't call them farts,
they should call them assertations.

(Travis Ruetenik) @ruminate.com

Posted by Bittle at November 11, 2015