This is some of Brad's favorite poetry. We'd like to thank for giving us permission to continue publishing a lot of the brilliant poetry found here.


If they don't want you to lie on the floor
and peek in, they shouldn't make the ladies'
dressing room doors so high off the ground.

(Nick Smith)

Posted by Ron's Dentist at July 11, 2005


My boss called me into her office to
tell me I was going to get laid often.
Man, I love this job! I hope I never lose it.

(Alan Bland)

Posted by Ron's Dentist at June 23, 2005


Snakes are God's way of saying:
"Hey, look! A snake!"

(Andy Pierson)

Posted by Ron's Dentist at June 14, 2005


Imagine sitting at home some evening, minding
your own business, reading a good book when
all of a sudden Adolf Hitler sneaks up behind
you and slams you on the head with a brick.
That'd be just like him too, the bastard!

(Chris MacEachen)

Posted by Ron's Dentist at May 17, 2005


I think one reason they call
them "Relaxed Fit" jeans is
that "Ass The Size of Texas"
jeans would not sell very well.

(Jim Rosenberg)

Posted by Ron's Dentist at May 12, 2005


Stealing my 6-year-old's allowance money
to buy beer would make me the world's worst
father -- if I hadn't shared it with him.

(Miles Walker)

Posted by Bittle at May 10, 2005


That sensitivity-in-the-workplace seminar
my boss made me attend would have been
a total bore had the instructor not
possessed such absolutely enormous hooters.

(Brad Wilkerson)

Posted by Ron's Dentist at April 28, 2005


For some reason I always confuse
the words "marinate" and "masturbate."
Maybe that's why nobody likes my cooking.

(Scott E. Frank)

Posted by Bittle at April 7, 2005


If I plagiarize, it's only because I
like someone else's idea better than
mine and I want credit for it.

(Anna Chin-Williams)

Posted by Bittle at April 5, 2005