The
RONline Store has all sorts of useless crap that you can buy to fill the coffers of the webmaster...er, Ron...yeah, that's it. Make sure that Ron has bail money next time. Every penny counts!
Don't you wish you had one of these when you were a kid?
Word to the wise: Never take a small pet
into an ethnic restaurant. And by "small pet,"
I mean "prostitute." And by "ethnic restaurant,"
I mean "family Thanksgiving dinner."