February 25, 2010

Poem

My wife laughed when I put a stripper pole
in our bedroom. She stopped laughing, though,
when the strippers started showing up.

(Steve M.) @ruminate.com

Posted by Ron's Dentist at 08:50 PM

February 23, 2010

Ron Denver

Jersey City, New Jersey, February 23, 2010:

Police responding to a complaint of loud noise have cited a Jersey City man for "rocking out" to the music of John Denver. A policeman who responded to Ron's house last week could hear Denver's music through the door. The officer pounded on the door but Ron didn't answer. Finally the officer found out Ron's name from a neighbor and called to him, bringing the Ron to the door.

When asked why he had the music so loud, Ron said he was "rocking out."

The New Jersey Spew reported that the Ronatarian Party leader was cited for unnecessary loud noise. The ticket could result in a fine of about $210.

The late Denver is known for such hits as "Rocky Mountain High" and "Take Me Home, Country Roads."

Ron is known for his wild political and social actions.

Posted by Bittle at 02:08 PM

February 02, 2010

Poem

Behind every successful man is
a strong woman, except for the man
who invented that talking sex robot.

(Chuck Bonner) @ruminate.com

Posted by Ron's Dentist at 10:56 PM