I shot a man in Reno, but didn't stick around to
watch him die. That's how Johnny Cash got caught.
(Dwight Burke) @ruminate.com
Posted by Bittle at 03:38 PM
The Perfect Woman: She gets a box that
says "de Beers" on it, and is disappointed
to find it only has diamonds in it.
(Travis Ruetenik) @ruminate.com
Posted by Ron's Dentist at 09:41 PM