September 14, 2012


I shot a man in Reno, but didn't stick around to
watch him die. That's how Johnny Cash got caught.

(Dwight Burke)

Posted by Bittle at 03:38 PM

September 02, 2012


The Perfect Woman: She gets a box that
says "de Beers" on it, and is disappointed
to find it only has diamonds in it.

(Travis Ruetenik)

Posted by Ron's Dentist at 09:41 PM