February 01, 2001

The Ron Apple Experiments Day 24 - February 1, 2001

Many of you have been writing in asking what has become of the Ron Pear.  As you can see, he is still quite sickly. He is approaching acceptable "less-squishy" levels. Nevertheless, Ron Pear has assumed the triangular shape. He has a flat forehead, backhead, and a puss nodule beside his right eye.

What does this tell us besides "Ron is not a square"? Does this mean that Ron shouldn't go outside in the winter after taking a shower? No, it is not quite that simple. Notice that 2 out of 3 Rons came out of the harsh conditions unscathed.

Gilbert Gottfried had this to say about the Ron Pear:
"Triangle Ron, triangle Ron, triangle Ron meets particle Ron. They have a fight, triangle wins. Triangle Ron. When he's underwater does he get wet, or does the water get him instead? Nobody knows. Triangle Ron."

Gilbert's on to something important here with Ron Pear's triangular geometry. Ron is triangular in at least 3 dimensions. This is not a thousand points of Ron, but rather the 3 points of Ron times 3. We're not dealing with conventional physics. Every day brings us closer to the secrets these Ron talismans hold.

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