December 28, 2006

Poem

If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back to you before you
let it go, it probably found a time
machine and has returned from the
future to wreak horrible vengeance.

(Paul B.) @ruminate.com

Posted by Ron's Dentist at 07:24 PM

December 24, 2006

Poem

A man doesn't realize what evil he's
capable of rendering with his bare hands
until he reaches day six of "The Twelve
Days of Christmas" as sung by Muppets.

(Brad Simanek) @ruminate.com

Posted by Ron's Dentist at 09:33 PM

December 19, 2006

Poem

Just my luck -- judging by the itching and
the rash, I think I'm allergic to prostitutes.

(Wiley) @ruminate.com

Posted by Ron's Dentist at 07:35 PM

December 10, 2006

Poem

As I lay in the hospital bed, clinging
to the threads of life I had left, I looked
over the faces of the many friends and
well-wishers who came by, and in that brief
moment I realized something very important: There
actually is a point at which sour cream goes bad.

(Brad Simanek) @ruminate.com

Posted by Ron's Dentist at 10:48 PM

December 08, 2006

Poem

When she asked, "Is that a roll of quarters in
your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?" we
both just had to laugh, because, being a peep-show
girl, it really didn't matter to her either way.

(Brad Simanek) @ruminate.com

Posted by Bittle at 09:11 AM

December 03, 2006

Poem

Always keep drugs out of the reach
of children. And for maximum entertainment,
keep them just out of reach.

(The Covert Comic) @ruminate.com

Posted by Bittle at 10:12 AM