December 28, 2006


If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back to you before you
let it go, it probably found a time
machine and has returned from the
future to wreak horrible vengeance.

(Paul B.)

Posted by Ron's Dentist at 07:24 PM

December 24, 2006


A man doesn't realize what evil he's
capable of rendering with his bare hands
until he reaches day six of "The Twelve
Days of Christmas" as sung by Muppets.

(Brad Simanek)

Posted by Ron's Dentist at 09:33 PM

December 19, 2006


Just my luck -- judging by the itching and
the rash, I think I'm allergic to prostitutes.


Posted by Ron's Dentist at 07:35 PM

December 10, 2006


As I lay in the hospital bed, clinging
to the threads of life I had left, I looked
over the faces of the many friends and
well-wishers who came by, and in that brief
moment I realized something very important: There
actually is a point at which sour cream goes bad.

(Brad Simanek)

Posted by Ron's Dentist at 10:48 PM

December 08, 2006


When she asked, "Is that a roll of quarters in
your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?" we
both just had to laugh, because, being a peep-show
girl, it really didn't matter to her either way.

(Brad Simanek)

Posted by Bittle at 09:11 AM

December 03, 2006


Always keep drugs out of the reach
of children. And for maximum entertainment,
keep them just out of reach.

(The Covert Comic)

Posted by Bittle at 10:12 AM