August 22, 2011

Mapped Out


Jersey City, New Jersey, August 22, 2011:

Ron took a very unscientific poll of the nations and peoples of the world over the past year. He reduced the data and arrived at the conclusions shown in the map (above).

Posted by Bittle at 10:59 AM

August 16, 2011


This is a poem for Elvis,
Do you remember the man, who was no idler in moving his pelvis?
He rolled and he rocked,
But by his sudden death the whole world was shocked.

I think, he's a fool, I'm sorry to say,
But nobody as successful as him should die this way!
He asked "Are you lonesome tonight?"
And walked in "Kentucky Rain", oh, how we cried!

But Elvis also was the King of Rock and Roll.
He sang "Jailhouse Rock" -- just wonderful!
This is the tribute, of a young and humble fan,
I'm going to visit his grave as soon as I can!

- Marissa Conrady

Posted by Bittle at 09:35 AM