The Ron Apple Experiments Day 10 - January 18, 2001

For the first time ever, the crappy digital camera captured the true colors of the Ron apples. They spent 24 hours in the freezer with miraculous results.

Yellow Delicious Ron and Macintosh Ron came out with a thin layer of frost. Ron Pear, however, turned a dark brown. His skin is almost the same color as his hair.

The Ron Pear is losing molecular integrity. He's soft, wet, and squishy after the thaw. Just a few days ago, he was proving himself the dominant male. Now, any fall might bruise him severely. The dent on his forehead is an oozing painful looking sore. There is some connection here between the Ron pear, freezing, and rapid skin bronzing.

The other two seem as vigorous as ever. Yellow Delicious Ron actually looks younger with an improved complexion. Macintosh Ron is a proud apple with his tough burly skin and seems to be saying "who's your daddy?"

News flash! As I was typing this, the Ron Pear lunged off the table and onto the floor. He can no longer stand on his own 3 toothpicks. I have allowed him to rest on his head until the ebola passes. I sure hope he makes it. Things are not looking good for the sickly and gooey Ron Pear. The Ron Apple experiments will resume on sunday or monday.

Posted by Ron at January 18, 2001 09:42 PM

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