The Ron Apple Experiments Day 143 - May 30, 2001

Since Ron's entire political career began with a night of binge drinking, it was only logical to bring them together with a pair of Ron's biggest heros, Bob and Doug McKenzie.

What exactly does this particular experiment show us? Here's Joey Buttafuoco to explain:

I don't think that putting the Ron apples next to some plastic Bob and Dougs is going to prove much of anything. It sure does look pretty, though. What we really need to do is get somebody who's really really smart really really drunk. Then we can find out what's really going on. Did you know that if you get one Borg drunk, it gets the entire collective drunk?
Amazing. I think we're starting to make some real progress here.

Posted by Ron at May 3, 2001 10:20 PM

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