The Ron Apple Experiments Day 235 - August 30, 2001


Today's experiment involved putting the Ron Apples next to a blue monster, a grey kitty cat and a red fish. Results were unstaggering. To liven up the situation, we invited Britney over. You will be astounded by the results...


Ahhh.. much better. Sure her music sucks, but the Ron Apples seem to be much happier (especially the Ron Pear who got to cop a feel on the right hooter). 


Al Jourgenson of Ministry explains:
Although I fully endorse Ron as our ideal presidential candidate, I do not approve of this ditsy skank hanging out with his effigies. It gives our boy Ron a bad image.

I'm going to make it my personal mission to get Ron's image on the right track. Perhaps my next tune will be "Ron Built My Mustang".

I don't think the Ron Apple Experiments are going to have any real results until we light the Ron Pear on fire or mingle them with a group of porn stars.

Great words of wisdom from one of Ron's role models. It's all coming together, folks.

Posted by Ron at August 30, 2001 10:24 PM

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