The Ron Apple Experiments Day 323 - November 26, 2001

Today we took a wild turn in the experiments and paired the Ron Apple and Macintosh Ron with the infamous "Glass Eye Cup". Everybody's gotta have one! The possibilities are endless, since you can use it for your glass eye.. AND it's made out of glass.

Naturally, the glass eye cup can be used as a shot glass so that you can ingest the booze through your hollow eye socket. No kit is complete without a "Little Noses" nasal whiskey inhaler.

Here's some expert opinions from HillyBilly Jim who will explain exactly what we learned from today's experiment:

"I want to know where the Delicious Red Ron Apple was during all of this. This experiment certainly shows us that it's not bad to be missing an eye if you have the right equipment. That Little Noses thing could be used by anybody.. even a dog or a parakeet. If I had one of these early in my wrestling career, Brutus the Barber Beefcake would never have beaten me."

That's just great stuff. Somehow, I think Al had the better idea of lighting something on fire. These experiments are really paying off.. just imagine what we will discover next time.

Posted by Ron at November 26, 2001 10:27 PM

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