The Ron Apple Experiments Day 6 - January 14, 2001, The Day of Evil

Ron Macintosh - Day 6
It all started around 11pm when the Macintosh Ron started to emanate an evil red glow. This is straight out of the textbooks. There are witnesses who claim that Ron would glow a blood-like red right before a difficult thermodynamics exam. Some call this persona "Ron, God of Misery".

Yellow Delicious Ron - Day 5
Ron Pear - Day 4
As if on cue, the other 2 Rons added their own display of blood thirsty rage. Does this show us that Ron is evil or the prince of darkness? Or perhaps Ron was so traumatized by a thermodynamics exam that he glows red every January 14. 

Is this man responsible for the Ron Apples' day of evil?

Dr Erol Ulucakli told us that "this is called the 'quickening'. It's a state where Ron's blood changes from liquid to vapor and then back to liquid again. It's really a very efficient cycle of heat transfer which is difficult to control - especially with a control system such as Ron's body. The fact that he can control it shows great fortitude. I always knew that Ron had a great grasp of entropy."

We will have to wait until tomorrow to see if the glow will subside. Then I will have to decide whether to contain the experiments behind bullet proof glass and buy a lot of garlic.

Posted by Ron at January 14, 2001 09:30 PM

Trackback Pings

TrackBack URL for this entry:
http://ron4president.com/cgi-bin/mt32/mt-tb.cgi/31