The Ron Apple Experiments Day 7 - January 15, 2001

The Ron apple clan seems to have shaken off their red glow and are back to the fun loving, happy Ron apples we have grown to know and love.

Macintosh Ron (shown on the left) is looking pretty old these days. He's covered in bumps.and has shrunk from his original height of 3.13" to 2.9". He's textured with brown cracks between the lumps. 

Yellow Delicious Ron is still looking young and chipper. He has a few wrinkles, but he's still a white boy. He's shrunken from 2.92" to 2.60".

Mr Ron Pear is down from 3.12" to 3.00". He could be a 3 inch pianist. 

So will the Ron apples stay unevil? Or will they spew forth into a burning fiery inferno of vengeance and terror? And why are there so many songs about Brad? When will somebody make a Brad apple?

Posted by Ron at January 15, 2001 09:33 PM

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