The Ron Apple Experiments Day 9 - January 17, 2001

Today the Ron apples went for a swim in the sink. Ron pear took a drive straight down to the bottom and banged up his forehead a little. We hope it doesn't permanently scar. We did learn that the Ron Pear stays at the bottom while the other two float.  

The Ron Apples mastered the backstroke in no time (without any flailing of limbs). What does this mean in the grand scheme of things?
Obviously the Ron with the darkest mustache has attained new submergible technology! In time, we will be able to harness the power of Ron to travel faster than the speed of light - underwater.

I predict that Ron will finally end the cold war (using his superior technologies as his trump card) once he is elected in 2004. Logically, the next step is for the Ron apples to visit the freezer.

Posted by Ron at January 17, 2001 09:39 PM

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