The Ron Apple Experiments Day 915 - July 1, 2003

On the 15th day since the Mr T Chia Pet arrived, there is still zero sproutage. To improve the ambiance, we included a couple Buddhas for the picture pose.

The T Chia pet hasn't really changed much. He's clammy and slippery and has developed a few more fuzzy white sores, mostly on his right eyebrow. He pities the fool who make him grow green sprouts out his ears. I was hoping for some fantastic plumage by now, but he defies all attempts. Even the plastic bag greenhouse trick does nothing. T don't take no shite from nobody.

Here's the Ron Pear with his other Ron Apple pals. Notice the Captain Avataresque continuation, but now he's rotting with leprosy. Leper outcast unclean! Unclean!. 

Truly Ron Pear is the dominant male in this experiment. His stench is overwhelming like rotting rancid meat inside a box on a hot summers day. It's difficult to continue the experiments and live with the stink, but I must let the experiments go on! Perhaps soon we can get some input from Dr Tracticus Logicus Philosophicus and find out what all this means. 

Posted by Ron at July 1, 2003 10:55 PM

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