Mister Ron Candies

January 4, 2010:

Now the confectionary world has latched on to Ron's burgeoning popularity by making Mister Ron candies. I was privileged to sample a Christmas candy over the holidays and found it irresistibly delicious!

If only the rest of America would put a piece of Ron in its mouth, we'd continue to promulgate our message across this great land. The Ronatarian Party movement would swell with growth and pride.

Please do your part and promote this product in your hometown and beyond.

- Bittle

Posted by Bittle at January 4, 2010 02:23 PM