Mustache Socks

December 21, 2013:

On this last shopping weekend before Christmas, we here at Ron4President Headquarters want to ask you -- the Ron supporter -- a question: Do you need more leg hair?

The answer is, obviously, yes!

How best to do it?

Well, buy a pair of mustache socks for you and your loved ones. These beauties will keep your tootsies warm and your support of Ron visible. Buy them as gifts. Buy them for yourself. Wear them. Make sock puppets out of them. Buy more of them. (Full disclosure: Ron owns stock in the sock and hosiery distribution center that mails out the socks.)

Merry Christmas!

- Bittle

Posted by Bittle at December 21, 2013 07:27 AM