The Little Voters

Taos, NM: November 5, 2000

Ron visited a group of 13 year old ballet students in Taos last Sunday to promote his views on under aged voters.

"We're not going to stand for this sh-- anymore! The younger voters are getting discriminated against. Hell, a great percentage of my followers are only 13 and they can't even vote for me."

Ron promised the children that if he was elected, penny candy would once again only cost a penny, bedtime and showering would be optional. Of all the children polled, all except for one said that they would vote for Ron.

"See? These people are America's future. What possible reason are they denied their inalienable rights to cast a vote? And then there's these overlords called 'parents' who are practically under mind control by the Democrats and Republicans.

"Who the hell do they think they are? They tell you what to do, make you do and eat things against your will, and completely dominate your lives."

Ron finished off his speech by educating the children on the evils of Barney with his big purple head and blatant phallic references.

Ron is currently trying to pass legislation to allow children of all ages to vote in the upcoming 2000 election.

Posted by Webmaster at November 5, 2000 08:10 PM

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