Ron Undercover with the Working Man

Ron at work Easton, PA: July 11, 2000

Ron is not one to take his campaigning lightly. Recently, as shown in this rare photograph above, Ron made an under cover visit to a factory in rural Easton, Pennsylvania to find out for himself the working conditions and lifestyles of the average American. Disguised without his mustache and under the guise of "Ron the traveling lathe machinist", he slipped seamlessly into the working class of rural America.

"Those guys were a bunch of nutbags," Ron explained, "but I really felt a deep sense of love and comradery.. like as if I was an integral part of some greater machine. Could somebody please get me another Scotch?" While fulfilling his duties at the plant, he accidentally left the chuck key in the lathe which caused many explosions and a few serious injuries. Fully expecting expulsion from the factory, Ron was surprised to find that the other workers did not shun him for his mishaps, but rather invited him to "boogie down".

"There was this guy Lucien in there (he's the guy with the green helmet) who really got to me. He just kept screaming to me how cool I was and that it was about time somebody livened up the place. Tony (on the right) was throwing trash on the lathe fires, dancing around, and doing strip teases while Mike (on the left) jumped around like a monkey and spat lug wrenches and drill bits at people around the shop."

"Now I know what its like out there working out in the real world. These people work hard, and they play hard. I've really been inspired to go out and do more of this. Hell, they didn't even notice that I was wearing an auto mechanic smock which was obviously in violation of the factory's strict dress code."

Ron: a real candidate for a real people. He needs your support and your vote in the upcoming election. Do it for yourself and for your country; as the saying goes, "enough jibba jabba, vote for Ron, crazy fool!"

Posted by Webmaster at July 11, 2000 07:00 PM

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