Some kid used a video camera at his school to record his Star Wars fighting skills, then failed to remove the cassette. It didn't take long for the online community to remix it with full Star Wars special effects and light saber noises.
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Posted by Ron at May 10, 2003 04:01 AM
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Posted by: jai at March 21, 2004 11:37 AM
very funny but so sad that the star wars kid is taking it soo bad :(
he should realize that he mas many friends!
Posted by: dwavid at September 9, 2004 05:38 PM
Holy flying duck shit! I've seen some retarded try-hard nerds, but this guy is in a league of his own... he pretty much speaks for himself.
Posted by: Eric at November 21, 2004 03:43 AM
omg, this is most definetly the funniest thing i've seen. i saw it last year, but nothing is as funny as this kid making an ass out of himself on the internet. woo.
Posted by: mrshll at November 22, 2004 02:04 PM
I think he's a lovely guy, and was very impressed by his skills. AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHHHHHH!
The fat shit.
Posted by: David at November 23, 2004 05:57 PM
wow....i love star wars....and he just made it that much more better for me...thank you fat guy...thank you..
Posted by: jayman at December 11, 2004 11:38 PM
Well, what can I say? He really did make me laugh....at him! Ha ha ha ha!!!! Whay a moby!
Er....ahem....no, I'm just being mean. I'm sure he's a great guy really. I mean, just look at the way his body swirls, I'm sure he's a really talented guy with loads of great friends...
Posted by: Imp at December 13, 2004 04:20 PM
you guys are so fucking mean
im sure most of yall have ugly faces and are trying to compensate for your insecurity by insulting an overweight person
i hope one day yall can get over yourselves
Posted by: at December 14, 2004 04:25 PM
Alright u fuckin faggets u gotta admit this kid has more balls than all ya'll his ass is out there on the internet and people are laughin at him but shit we all know there is a star wars kid inside all of us i know damn well all of us at one time or another has done somethin like this just not video taped it so if ur gunna be mean shut the hell up cuz ur just a fuckin panze.
Posted by: SWKFAN at December 23, 2004 12:54 AM
it made me giggle, feel sorry for the guy though. Nothing wronge with standing up for him but, lets face it, u do something like that, u have to have a sence of humour about urself and aparlently he didnt, so though it may be cruel to mock him but; people are cunts, what do u expect?
Posted by: Gogo at December 28, 2004 05:43 PM
that is some funny shit he so fucking retarded. he as far to much time on his hands he needs to go out and find some think els to do, dam what a nob
Posted by: djfin at January 5, 2005 09:48 AM
Ok, I second SWKFAN.. We all wish we had the balls to do this.
Posted by: anonymous coward at January 8, 2005 03:38 PM
watching any fat person move faster than luke skywalker is funny, plus hes just a fat kid...and fat kids are funny
Posted by: whitemikefromstaferd at January 13, 2005 05:24 PM
why dont you go suck on a peice of jizz pop and sip on a nice refreshing glass of shit. Die Bastards Die!!
Posted by: anonymous coward at February 19, 2005 11:43 PM
What a legend!!!!!!!!!1 would be honoured to meet this chap. he should do stand up
Posted by: catherine at March 8, 2005 03:04 PM
Hmmm...he is definately a butterchubbs, yes I couldn't help but burst out in exstatic laugher. I'm just happy he didn't hurt himself or break his camera, he came close a few times. I loved his facial expressions, and his calm stance walking on at the beginning of each routine. What can I say truly... intriguing.
Posted by: Doomed at March 14, 2005 07:18 AM
What a fat retard..... Nothing else to really say. It is not like the kid wanted this, so dont say that he has balls, he is trying to sue people over this. The kid is fucking dumbass. He needs some lessons.
Posted by: Diablo at March 15, 2005 01:03 PM
I think that this kid is fantastic. With a little proper guidance he will be a great (greater) person. If I had the chance to meet him I would shake his hand and say keep up the good work.
Posted by: toolbox at March 18, 2005 07:49 PM
It's a testament to the popularity of the offbeat internet when "Arrested Development" had George Michael (Bluth) videotaping himself doing a battle scene from Star Wars last night. He was reenacting a lightsaber battle in his garage (and his headgear). It was eerily similar to what this fat fuck did...and just as funny.
Posted by: G.O.B. at March 21, 2005 08:43 AM
lol he looks so into it
Posted by: dan at April 18, 2005 06:52 AM
this kid is a ledgend. the funnest thing i've see for ages i mean what a dick
Posted by: SGTscoggf at April 25, 2005 03:06 PM
Wow, I think it is sad that there are people out there whose lives must be so pathetic that they get their rocks off by calling this kid a "fat fu*ck." Everyone has goofy moments, though this tops the goofy charts.
Posted by: Dev at May 4, 2005 03:03 PM
this is so funny. for one he knew the camera was there so he must of thought there was 'some' chance of it being seen by somebody else. havin thought this you would think he would think, nah i wont do anything silly, cuz it might leak out. Buuuuut, he decided to go ahead and dance like a tit... (a funny tit at that!) so the kid cant really do much about it! Fair play to whoever put it on.. its humoured me on many occasions!
Posted by: Graham at May 9, 2005 07:35 PM
This plump fucking nancy is my hero. What the fuck is wrong with this fat fucking circus seal.He looks like hes got fireflys glowing in his square ass korean pussy.fuck me... even his god dam shoes are fat.I love this motherfucker he looks like an anerexic version of chris farley. fuck you butt pirate you should be president.the guy who made this site is a true player.
Posted by: Jeremi at May 15, 2005 01:08 AM
he sued the fuckers who released the video for 8 million dollars, you think he gives a fuck about people calling him a fat bastard now?
Posted by: Me at May 24, 2005 06:27 AM
Go kid go, Just dont get tempted by the dark side! Oh you already did keep out the school cantine!!
Posted by: Danny at May 25, 2005 05:41 AM
Okay seriously....what the fuck is wrong with people? ye its funny to watch, but to actually go and make an edited version and post it on the net so the whole world sees is crossing a huge fucking line. This kid probaly feels like an ass righte now and I wouldn't be surprised if he went and killed himself. How would everyone feel then? probaly pretty bad for being indirectly responisble for cuasing someone to take their own life.
Posted by: lexi rose at May 25, 2005 01:15 PM
i think some of these comments are sadder than the video. Honestly, at least half of u losers who wrote that shit can't get dates for their lives! im actually lmfao. I suggest, that each and every one of you who called that kid a crude name, imagine what the consequences are gonna be if u continue an attitude like that. One of these days the wrong kid is gonna overhear you talking shit and pull a columbine and go completly homicidal or kill himself/herself, causing either a)ur tragic death or b)a lovely day in court for being charged. It happens to bullies. KARMA YO. think about that bitches.
Posted by: lexi rose at May 25, 2005 01:42 PM
chris farley got paid for doing stuff like this
Posted by: at May 28, 2005 01:52 PM
WOW. hes actually really good. kick ass.
Posted by: at May 30, 2005 02:17 AM
FANTASTIC SHOW!
Posted by: FUQU at May 30, 2005 11:01 AM
What a Sped. poor kid, hes such a nerd. hes so serious about what hes doin'. hahaha. how pathetic honestly. im gonna laugh about this for the rest of my life hahahahaha.
Posted by: BLubba man at June 1, 2005 09:52 PM
That kid is a star, most of you guys try so hard to be cool it makes me sick and you are so perfect. ha fools
Posted by: nox at June 3, 2005 09:42 AM
i am a snidely little shit cheeser.
Posted by: poo at June 5, 2005 09:16 PM
this isn't as funny as some of he other stuff I've seen on the internet. Hell, I did a short video like this just to practice doing special effects in a video I was working on. Before I actually saw the video, I was thinking he acted out a scene (pulled a Cartman) or something like that. You know, bad acting, one person (him) does all the lines and then did sound effects too. Now THAT would have been funny. He didn't even fall down for christ's sake! You guys are acting like this is the funniest thing since The Matrix.
Posted by: marc at June 13, 2005 02:27 PM
What a moron. He may have been having some fun but the least he could have done if have some sort of skill when recording it.
Posted by: Bamforth at July 24, 2005 08:18 AM
I think Fat Kid is a hero to us all. Long Live Fat Kid - Fat Kid for president.
Posted by: ComradJoe at July 25, 2005 10:54 AM
dude impressive but i wanna see the jedi returns and maybe a new hope for maccas anyone thought of using it for an add campaign
Posted by: jarrad at August 5, 2005 02:03 AM
That kid is hilarious and has a future. I think he could be the next farley, minus the drug problem.
Posted by: bo bo at August 18, 2005 05:27 PM
jesus, mariah and joseph
Posted by: werw at September 7, 2005 08:51 PM
Now first of all, I would just like to say that all of you people should first learn how to correctly punctuate and make a proper sentence without the cursing dillutents before you post a comment. Next, yes this boy was slightly humorous, but I feel no need to call him names or anything of that matter. You all should be ashamed for your cruel mockery and insults!
Posted by: Ryan Stark at September 14, 2005 08:58 PM
Listen all of you fools who have posted some degrading comment about this guy you should be ashamed of yourselves.He is a real star,he does it with passion which youve got to admire and hes dead serious, the reason why its so good is you can tell he absolutely loves Star Wars and I can remember being like that at 11.
The only reason he's suing people is because people keep going on the web calling him a 'fat retard',wouldn't you be upset.
Don't get yor kicks out of humiliating others.
Posted by: Nigel Perryman at October 27, 2005 02:41 PM
Ok, the video is funny, the kid is fat, and you all DO have the balls to do something like that. We all have done something like that. Watching the video and then reading the posts it sickens me to see so many people defend this kid cause he is fat. HELLO! Is there not something wrong with that? He is what 16 at the most and seriously overwieght! If he was snorting coke on video Im sure I wouldn't here "Well he's got balls for doing coke on camera, but it's ok because he has an addiction". No I am not some health freak, I am in the military, but I am seeing a growing number of kids from 2-18 seriously overwieght and no one cares. No one says hey tubby, stop playing playstation and go outside and run or something else physical. As far as the video, just like all of these famous people sex tapes. If you didn't want people seeing it, then you should have kept the tape or not even made one in the first place.
Posted by: Ryan at November 28, 2005 01:07 PM
Its his damn fault that he didn't delete the tape. Oh yea, try the "stop eating so much" diet? that seems to work
Posted by: bke at December 29, 2005 04:45 PM
wow!!!!!???........... WHAT A VIRGIN HE MUST LIKE PLAYING WITH THE=========D
Posted by: oobiscoobkadoobi at January 15, 2006 12:20 AM
yip ide fucky adi do. ARRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ya arrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh egeg egeg egeg eg ege ege ege geg eg eg shine th ef ooook
Posted by: johny peel at February 26, 2006 06:46 PM
this was on tv last night, except the edited version had him actually deflecting laser beams with sparks flying off and everything, was amazin, does anyone know where i can find this version???
Posted by: timmay at February 26, 2006 07:49 PM
i love that starwars kid he turns me on
Posted by: joesph johnston at March 4, 2006 02:25 PM
lmfg
Posted by: at March 10, 2006 06:47 PM
i was in fukin tears wit lafta that is the funniest shit i have ever seen cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: hugo at March 21, 2006 04:02 AM
Fat people is funny. Did he get any $$$ 4 this??
Posted by: Sgoose! at March 21, 2006 04:17 PM
man.. i hear that this kid killed himself , is this true lol? anyways this guy got made fun of on american dad LOL , well i feal kinda bad for the guy but HOW DUMB CAN YOU BE TO NOT TAKE THE SHIT OUTTA THE FUCKING CAMERA!
Posted by: Maximus at April 7, 2006 02:34 PM
BAHAHAHAHA SEE THAT FAT FUCK MOVE LOL... ahh thats some funny shit that made my week.... but hay his fat at least he got of his fat ass and did some excersise
Posted by: Rhysihott at April 9, 2006 12:16 AM
SO FUNNY!! Love the effects.
I was dying!
Posted by: me at April 16, 2006 02:01 AM
That is funny, All you losers that are slagging him off, i bet he looks better doing the jedi thing than half of you muppets..
Posted by: Robbie at May 4, 2006 09:24 AM
this kid would do great as a flag dancer at his high school. give him one of those flagcorps tight outfits another stick with some stringy shit hanging off the ends some pit stains and a little coaching and maybe he'll have a future. a future in a hot dog eating contest what a fat faggot
Posted by: yourmom at June 2, 2006 06:33 PM
Star Wars kid you rule!!!!!! I thought your sincere acting/exercise/ routine rocked!! UMMMM this has been so great of an experience to watch, I can tottally empathise with humiliation in being caught acting like ......well .....silly and it hurts yes but kid get over it the world will love you so much more for staying strong and keeping a sense of humour. The people who call you "fat fuck" are cruel and what goes around comes around. I would be tempted to box theyre ears if we were hanging out and someone dissed you like that. You are the author of your life, be strong and continue on!!!
Posted by: Darren at June 11, 2006 07:39 PM
fuck the fat fuck! TAKE THE TAPE OUT NEXT TIME YA DUMB FAT FUCK! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: at June 16, 2006 10:06 PM
this is 1 of the funniest things ive seen on the internet in a long time. when i watched it w/ my friends they said they could picture mt brother doing this. haha
Posted by: chere at July 2, 2006 04:25 PM
Hey does anyone know how he killed himself? i've been wondering...
Posted by: Lauren at July 20, 2006 11:44 AM
omg that was so funny i almost shit my-self and then i think i probably did when i saw the remix lmao lmao lmao lamo
Posted by: John at July 23, 2006 10:10 PM
lol lol lol lol fatty got back lol lol lol lol
Posted by: John at July 23, 2006 10:12 PM
Stop being morons. It's a funny ass video and it's funny to make fun of. For all your crummy ass nay-sayers who want to ruin peoples' fun and argue with them about them calling him names --- get over it. It's not going to stop nor will it change. It's funny, it's pathetic, it's funnthetic. Whatever... stop whining about people killing themselves and karma and all of your silly bullshit because there is nothing you can do or say to change what people are going to think. Unless you are, of course, a psychic. Then I must keel you.
Posted by: at August 6, 2006 06:43 AM
Move over Andy Milinoxkis!!!!!! He gets paid for this stuff......even stupider stuff! Instead of getting upset just go with the flow and make a fortune!!! Hey maybe someone from MTV will see it and give you your own show! Keep on keepin' on!
Posted by: at September 6, 2006 12:03 AM
funny fat fucker
Posted by: julian at September 6, 2006 08:04 AM
I only laugh at what he did. It was stupid, but I did stupid things too. Also he did forget the tape... oops.... =)
Posted by: artyom at January 25, 2007 04:06 AM
If every boy under the age of 15 had a dollar for every time he pretended to be in starwars we would all be f@#k!ng loaded, and you all know it. Only thing is we didn't record it and then forget the tape.
Posted by: BGB at April 20, 2007 02:35 PM
this guy is a fat bastard just admitt it. he probably committed suicide.you would
Posted by: Gary Sheilds at May 14, 2010 11:41 AM
You have already answered your own question. If you are going to make the heating pad, it is best that you use your own words to go with it.
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