Ron on Corporations

"I want to be President for a very simple reason: the chicks," Ron said to the pro-feminist group Girls with Guns. "But, I also want to create a progressive movement that challenges the concentration of power and wealth in the hands of global corporations who dominate our government, our workplace, our environment, and our sports arenas...Where the hell is Conseco Field anyway?" Small businesses are the backbone of this great nation. As President, Ron will work to strengthen and create new opportunities for small businesses and entrepreneurs. With his radical new plan CUNT -- Corporations Under the Nation's Thumb -- Ron wants to stifle quality products that are mass marketed because of their local successes and potential positive influences. With CUNT in the face of multi-national corporations, Ron will be able to "sniff out the empty clams from the pearl-filled oysters" and end their evil, monopolistic ways. "Big business has been colliding with American democracy and democracy has been losing," Ron slurred at a Happy Hour in the New York City Financial District. "These modern corporations are planning our f---ing futures...Who will toast to that!?!" To further help small businesses prosper, Ron will expand access to monetary and technical assistance, streamline the regulatory process, personally hand out free office supplies, and provide tax cuts to strengthen small business investment. Other than that, he is going to let little businesses duke it out with "the big boys" to survive.

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