Ron on Gays and Lesbians

"I think fags have the right to a civil union," Ron stated to an (unarmed) NRA group in Redneck Hall in Mobile, Alabama. "I believe homosexuals should be given equal rights, equal fitted tights, and equal responsibilities" as heterosexuals in America. "...and let's not forget transsexuals, hermaphrodites, and transvestites," Ron warned the alert audience. Ron agrees wholeheartedly with the domestic decision made in Vermont and the recent international decision made in The Netherlands regarding same-sex unions. There are multiple economic and humanitarian reasons for these renderings. Same-sex partnerships should be treated as traditional opposite-sex unions both in the eyes of government and society at large. Ron's "Kids for Queers" program looks to pair orphaned or neglected heterosexual children with loving and supportive homosexual couples. With this program, Ron hopes to break down the barriers of prejudice and oppression against gays in America. Ron also favors Cam-Corders for Lesbians (CCFL) -- a program initiated by the Comedy Central program "The Man Show". CCFL hopes to distribute old family cam-corders to young lesbian couples so they can film themselves and have their tapes reviewed and critiqued by CCFL's crack staff, of which Ron is a charter member. Ron asks the American voter to look past "traditional values" and towards the future on this issue.

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