Ron on Gun Control

In America, you have people who are killed or injured with guns and you have people who killed them (or injured them trying). There is a difference between these two peoples: ignorance. How do you marry the two? "A shotgun wedding!" quipped Ron at a rally for NAMBLA (North American Man Boy Love Association). Ron has a broad three-point plan to satisfy the scared (i.e. unarmed) citizens and appease the National Rifle Association (NRA). First of all, arm the entire American populace with guns. Second, license and register all gun owners (i.e. the American public). Third, turn around and quickly ban all weaponry, seizing all of the nation's firearms in one fell swoop. The nation's gun problems would effectively disappear. Of course, details of certain parts of this plan would be kept secret until after Step 3.

Posted by Webmaster at September 21, 2000 05:14 PM

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