The
RONline Store has all sorts of useless crap that you can buy to fill the coffers of the webmaster...er, Ron...yeah, that's it. Make sure that Ron has bail money next time. Every penny counts!
Don't you wish you had one of these when you were a kid?
There once was a nerd name of Ron
Who by his friend Eddie was drawn.
If he looks like his sketch
He's a horrible wretch!
And most likely better off gone.