The
RONline Store has all sorts of useless crap that you can buy to fill the coffers of the webmaster...er, Ron...yeah, that's it. Make sure that Ron has bail money next time. Every penny counts!
Don't you wish you had one of these when you were a kid?
There's no shame in a man's weeping the bitter yet
life-embracing tears of universal sorrow -- especially
when he's just walked gonads-first into a doorknob.