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Poem:

Poem

I vehemently deny accosting any
of my dental patients. I think they
just fail to see the humor in my
custom-made Ron Jeremy dildo-drill.

(Mark D. Sabien) @ruminate.com

Posted by Ron's Dentist at February 17, 2009 03:50 AM