The
RONline Store has all sorts of useless crap that you can buy to fill the coffers of the webmaster...er, Ron...yeah, that's it. Make sure that Ron has bail money next time. Every penny counts!
Don't you wish you had one of these when you were a kid?
It isn't that I hate having to hear about
how hard it was for my grandparents "back
in the old country," it's that I hate having
to hear about their sex life in general.