The
RONline Store has all sorts of useless crap that you can buy to fill the coffers of the webmaster...er, Ron...yeah, that's it. Make sure that Ron has bail money next time. Every penny counts!
Don't you wish you had one of these when you were a kid?
The optimist says the glass is half full.
The pessimist says it is half empty.
The nurse says, "Just shut up and finish
filling the bottle so we can do your drug test."