Poem

5> Family visit!
Mulling whether to dress up
or open a vein.

4> "Legolas" my ass!
Get back to your workstation,
stupid little elf.

3> I drum for Mistress.
My reward: "Come," she tells me.
Pa-rum-pa-pum-PUM!

2> "Reindeer games," you say?
Stop picking on Rudolph NOW,
you reindeer bullies!

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1> Maxed out my credit,
children still hated their gifts.
Shalom! Now we're Jews!

Posted by Ron's Dentist at December 21, 2011 07:55 PM