The
RONline Store has all sorts of useless crap that you can buy to fill the coffers of the webmaster...er, Ron...yeah, that's it. Make sure that Ron has bail money next time. Every penny counts!
Don't you wish you had one of these when you were a kid?
A fellow who drank to excess
Got to work in a state of undress:
Wore no shirt and no shoes,
Had a briefcase of booze
And, quite tipsy, said "Dress to impress."