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Air Raid Siren
A local man who used an air raid siren to stun his political opponents into submission has had it confiscated by local police.
"My detractors never let me get a word in edgeways," the man identified as Ronatarian Party founder and presidential candidate Ron told police. "So I crank up the siren and let it rip for a few minutes. It works every time at the debates. Afterwards, it's real quiet again...with me in the cat-bird's seat."
A police spokesman said neighbors had complained at the noise from the 220-volt device, believed to be an old-fashioned air raid siren. When not at out of town debates, the siren was mounted to the roof of Ron's garage. "It keeps the pigeons away," smiled Ron in a wry manner.
Brad, Ron's political companion of over 10 years, said he sometimes had to yell to get his attention. "Ron is a stubborn mule so I have to get loud."
Posted by Ron at April 21, 2003 11:03 PM
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i thik it is so cool what he did i wish i could do that to my nabors or mount it on top of my garage when i get one so when i am old enough i will have one of my one
Posted by: mike zupet at April 19, 2004 08:06 PM