Better Left Unsaid

Rehoboth Beach, Delaware, June 16, 2008:

Rescue crews had to cut apart a portable toilet to rescue a man who got stuck naked inside the potty. Authorities say the man -- identified as Ronatarian Party vice-presidential candidate Brad -- used his cell phone to call 911 on Sunday from inside a portable toilet.

Police say Brad had been drinking and had taken off his clothes. Somehow, he immersed himself in the holding tank.

Deputy fire commissioner Chris Miller told WDEL radio, "I've been on the job in one form or fashion for 21 years, and this is the first port-a-potty rescue I've ever had."

Police dropped both charges of public drunkenness and creating a health code violation against Brad, but they still have no idea why he was in the toilet with his clothes off. They said he didn't suffer any serious injuries.

Brad refused to comment on the incident.

Posted by Bittle at June 16, 2008 08:41 AM